“This guy I was really into asked me to go to a movie with him and his friends. Everything went fine — until my dad came to pick us up. My father asked one of the guys if he was a wrestler, then my dad looked at me and said, ‘She wrestles!’ He put me in a headlock and gave me a noogie in front of all three guys — including my crush. I was totally mortified!”
You’re Old When * Joke
You know you’re old, when your mind and body aren’t what they used to be. Did the fine print shrink? (This is called bifocals denial.) Do your knees buckle, but your belt won’t? Have your beauty marks sprouted hair? Does the gleam in your eyes comes from the sun hitting your bifocals? Do your joints… Read more »
Posted on April 10, 2021 by theFerkel