The cat * date gone wrong

“Last year, when I had just started my first period, the boy I liked asked me out.

I suggested that he and a friend come over to my house to watch movies. We had recently gotten a kitten, and she liked to take things out of the trash and carry them around. While we were watching the movie, she came into the living room and dumped something on my date’s lap.

He stared at it, and then jumped up and said, ‘Whoa!’ I looked over — and realized it was one of my used pads! I threw it away fast, but when we finished the movie, he and his friend left in a hurry. Nothing ever happened with that relationship!”

Written by theFerkel