Mr Cat * Jokes

lolcats-lol-cats-2650610-350-315.jpg (350×315)“What happened to your cat? He was running around the whole village like the devil was on his tail.”

“Well he got castrated yesterday and now he’s canceling all his dates.”


Emergency call at the police station:

“Please come quick. It’s a life and death situation. Our dog has become very aggressive. He might do something to me.”

“Who is there?”

“The cat.”


A cow says to a small kitten, “Look at you, so small and already such long facial hear.”

The kitten cooly replies, “Yeah, look at you, so big but still no bra.”


A Chinese student is looking for an inexpensive room to rent. He finds one, but the owner warns him, “Yes, you can have the room. But we have a dog and two cats. I hope you like them.”
“No problem,” beams the student, “I’m happy to eat anything!”

Written by theFerkel