One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”
“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked.
“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”
What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.
5. Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…
6. My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.
7. How is cat food sold?