What the cat thought… and a few other purrfect jokes

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One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked.

“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”

What do you call a cat in a station wagon?

A car-pet.

What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

Why, a catastrophe, of course!

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A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.

“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.

“Yes,” the cat replied.

“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.

“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”

Hipster Cat

5. Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…

GrandPAW.

6. My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.

Turns out she just had the movie on paws.

tumblr_mvus12o6Yk1sf24qmo1_1280-1-600x4507. How is cat food sold?

 

Usually purr can.

What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse!

cat-smile

What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

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