Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget that jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.
There are good ships, and there are wood ships, but the best ships are friendships and may they always be
Here’s to the people we’ve met, and to the people we’ve fucked, and to those of us who’ve had no such luck.
Here’s to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup. Here’s to pokin’ her in the a£% so she won’t get knocked up.
Here’s to all of you, and here’s to me, together as friends we’ll always be.
But if we should ever disagree, then
FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE’S TO ME!