A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells,
“Spot, get down from there.”
The guy thinks,
“Great, they think the dog did it.”
He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally the woman yells,
“Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you.”
Who else had a crush on Sylar from Heroes about 10,000 years ago?
I ran into an old folder on my hard drive and I had a bout of nostalgia coming along. Gabriel Gray (alias Sylar, after his favorite brand of wristwatch) is the main antagonist of the Heroes series. He was once a casual watchmaker until he was visited by Chandra Suresh who identified him as Patient… Read more »
Posted on June 7, 2021 by theFerkel