The gold urinal in the Clinton’s bathroom * Joke

Former U.S. presidents Bill Clinton (L) and George W. Bush (R) shake hands and joke on stage during a Presidential Leadership Scholars program event at the Newseum in Washington September 8, 2014. The program is a joint venture of the presidential centers of former presidents Lyndon B. Johnson, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush.  REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst    (UNITED STATES - Tags: POLITICS) - RTR45E4O
Former U.S. presidents Bill Clinton (L) and George W. Bush (R). REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES – Tags: POLITICS) – RTR45E4O

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a ‘get acquainted’ tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. “Just think,” he said, “when I am President, I’ll have my own personal gold urinal!”

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President’s private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, “Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”

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