Eight Ways To Say “Your Fly Is Open”

1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. You’ve got Windows in your laptop.
3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
4. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Sailor Ned is trying to take a little shore leave.
7. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
8. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

 

Working for women too!

Selena Gomez with her fly open
Selena Gomez with her fly open
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