Spartacus Season 3 : Julius Caesar can invade my territories every day

I started watching Spartacus Season 3 yesterday…
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And it was good! It had blood, gore, amazing slash-es, 300-esque slow mo scenes and bweeebs. Loads of them! I stopped counting when the nipple count got to 100 (men and female). Sex scenes are uncut and I remembered why I loved the first two seasons and the “Gods of the Arena”. And we all know Romans loved baths!

Perfect bweeebs! I wish mine were so perfect!!
Perfect bweeebs! I wish mine were so perfect!!

I must say that besides Spartacus who is a yummy eye-candy, Crixus looks horrible with a beard and long hair. It’s like a cross between a lumberjack and an emo..
And Gaenicus looks rugged and ruff 🙂
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The show stealer for me was Julius Caesar and God, he is Hot. Hotter than Neville. Sorry Harry Potter fans. When I first saw him, I was like “Meh, good looking but kinda reminds me of Keith Lemon”.

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Then, I saw him with little clothing on and my inner goddess (this is sarcasm dear readers in reference to 50 Shades of Grey) started yapping.

Todd Lasance
Todd Lasance

Then, he shaved off his beard and cut his hair and I was suddenly interested.

Is this the same man? Or just a fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality
Is this the same man?
Or just a fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality

And then, at the end of episode “Spoils of war”, I was totally in.


I really don’t know how the actors can keep a serious face when someone is butt naked in the room. If I was a girl, I would definitely keep looking at it and hope to see the helicopter. If I were a guy, I would put a sock on it or one of those funny penis knitted snakes and just watch people try to keep a straight face while delivering my speech about saving Rome.

Have a great Sunday!

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