Avengers – Age of Ultron

Somebody please give this guy an Oscar:


Everyone creates the thing they fear. Men of peace create engines of war. Avengers create invaders.
Parents create children, that will supplant them.

I loved the character! So evil! Much wow! 🙂
The rest of the cast was like meh – a hunk here, a hunk there, a sexy Black Widow everywhere.

I didn’t care too much about the Hulk / Black Widow combo and I feel for them as a couple as they won’t be able to have children… A look into the early life of BlackWidow showed how she was sterilized to become a more ruthless killing machine, without the hassle of becoming pregnant anytime in the future that might distract her from executing a mission. So this is just fan-fiction:

Thor needed a hair wash every now and then as his hair looked a bit limp and lifeless.

Iron Man spent more time in a helmet than actually showing up on the screen:

Worst part: The acting was sometimes wooden and the lines short. I know this is supposed to be like an action movie, but a bit of effort from the B (and sometimes A-) Stars would be nice.

Good part: Seeing Hulk Smash!, Ultron and Jarvis animations, The flying city, the death of Avengers (not real death duh!)
Best scene ever: Ironman vs. The Hulk
When I have kids, I will do exactly the same to put them to bed 🙂
Go to sleep,Go to sleep,Go to sleep,Go to sleep,Go to sleep,Go to sleep,Go to sleep

Final score: 8/10

Written by theFerkel