Let’s get some … chicken with chicken wire? (Joke)

A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm.

erik11His neighbor sees him and asks what he has.

The guy replies, “Its chicken wire and I’m going to catch some chickens.”

His neighbor says, “You fool, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.”

Later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 chickens. The next day he sees him walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again he asks what the guy is up to. The guy says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks.

00-03023-01-resized_resizedHe replies, “You fool, you can’t catch ducks with duct tape.”

Sure enough later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him. The next day, he sees the guy walking with something else under his arm. He asks what it is.

The guy replies, “Its pussy willow.”

He says, “Hold on, let me get my hat.”

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