And a few fart jokes before the new year!

A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck driver pulled the rig back onto the highway. A few minutes later, the first gay guy said.
“Excuse me, but I have to fart.”
He held his breath, then the truck driver heard a low
“Hsssssss.”
A few miles down the road, the second gay guy announced,
“Excuse me, but I have to fart.”
The announcement was followed by another low “Hsssssss.”
“Jesus Fuckin Christ!” the truckie exclaimed.
“You fairies can’t even fart like men. Listen to this.”
A moment later he emitted a deafening staccato machine gun burst from his arse.
“Ohhh!” one gay guy exclaimed, turning to the other.
“You know what we have here, Bruce? A real virgin!”

A man went to the doctor and said
“Doctor, whenever I fart there’s no smell”.
The doctor asked he man if he could do one there and then, which the man did, very loudly. The doctor sniffed a few times, said –
“Yes, I think I know what the problem is”, went out of the surgery for a moment and came back with a very long stick with a hook on the end. The man became very frightened and asked
“Doctor, what are you going to do with that thing?”, to which the doctor replied
“I’m going to open the window – you’ve got something wrong with your nose!”.

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