Life’s Laws

funny cat 1600x1280-740“Singura data cand poarta se inchide singura e atunci cand ai lasat cheile pe dinauntru”. (Legea Futuipastelemasiidecheie) 

The only time when the door closes on its own is when you forgot the key on the other side.

“Cand ai miinile pline de unsoare incepe sa te gadile nasul”. (Legea Nasuvreauntura ) 

When your hands are full of grease you get an itchy nose.


“Cand ti se pare ca totul merge foarte bine… e pentru ca ai trecut cu vederea ceva important…”. ( Legea imitragpalme) 

If everything seems to run smoothly, you have overlooked something important.


“Daca reusesti sa-ti pastrezi calmul cand toti din jurul tau sunt disperati… e pentru ca nu ai priceput pe deplin gravitatea problemei”. (Legea incanapicatmoneda) 

If you can keep calm when everybody around you is desperate… this is because you did not get the gravity of the situation…


“Problemele nu se creeaza, nici nu se rezolva, ele doar se transforma!”. (legea astanueviata) 

Problems do not get created, do not get resolved, they just transform…


“Vei ajunge fugind la telefon exact cat sa mai auzi cum cineva inchide receptorul”. (Legea ghicicineafost) 

You will reach your telephone running just to hear the other person on the line hanging up…


“Mereu sunt doua filme bune pe doua programe diferite la televizor… dar mereu la aceasi ora”. (Legea isibatjocdenoi) 

They are always playing two good movies on the telly but always at the same time and on two different channels.


“Probabilitatea de a te pata in timpul mesei creste direct proportional cu necesitatea de a-ti pastra haina curata! (Legea numaiflescai) 

The probability to get a stain on your shirt during dinner is proportional to your need to keep your clothes clean.


“Orice corp omenesc scufundat intr-o vana facand o baie relaxanta cu spuma face sa sune telefonul! “. (legea cinedracusunaloraasta) 

Any human body sank into a bath tub filled with relaxing foamy bath water will make the phone ring.


“Orice corp omenesc asezat pe WC face sa sune soneria de la intrare!”. (Legea nicisamacacinlinistenupot) 

Any human body seated on a toilet seat will cause the door bell to ring.


“Viteza vantului creste direct proportional cu pretul coafurii recent facute!”. (Legea chelulnuseagita)

The speed of the wind will increase in direct proportion with the price of the new hair-do.

“Daca, dupa multi ani, te decizi si arunci ceva ce nu ai folosit demult… Nu vor trece nici trei zile si vei avea absoluta si urgenta nevoie exact de acel obiect! “. (legea samibagpiciorul) 

If you decide to throw something away after it hasn’t been used for years and years… not three days will pass and you will need it back urgently.

“Mereu cand ajungi punctual nu va fi nimeni sa te vada, dar cand intirzii doar 5 minute… vor fi toti deja prezenti… si toti se vor uita la ceas si vor clatina din cap! (Legea namaripilapicioare) 

Whenever you get somewhere on time, nobody sees you… be 5 minute late and everybody will be already there, looking at the clock and nodding their heads.


“Nu lua asa in serios viata, la urma urmei oricum nu scapi viu din ea!”
 

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

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