Quote’s From Men About Women

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.

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Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it

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Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

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