Welcome oh great visitor to my place of fun and meditation.
I’m the piglet of Winnie the Pooh, Ferkel as the German call him, and I welcome you to my blog
Posted on November 10, 2012 by theFerkel under Funny People
You know you’re old, when your mind and body aren’t what they used to be. Did the fine print shrink? (This is called bifocals denial.) Do your knees buckle, but your belt won’t? Have your beauty marks sprouted hair? Does the gleam in your eyes comes from the sun hitting your bifocals? Do your joints… Read more »
Posted on April 10, 2021 by theFerkel
“Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..” “But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?” “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?”
Posted on April 5, 2021 by theFerkel
Posted on April 1, 2021 by theFerkel
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the… Read more »
Posted on March 30, 2021 by theFerkel