Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’l l call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
A MAN’S bedtime prayer:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Huge BooBs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and! drinki ng. This
Doesn’t rhyme and I don’t really care.