Greetings, confusoid. You scored a…

Found some old personality profile tests done way back in 2001! Looking back at the results, it looks like not much has changed since then. I don’t take BS and I’m a hidden passionate soul 🙂

So, here’s me in numbers:

Greetings, confusoid. You scored a… 56% on the “How easy are you to pick up?” test

Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you’d rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You’ll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.


  • people more loveable than you (66%)
  • people just as loveable as you (2%)
  • people less loveable than you (30%)

What’s up frigidaire. You are 32% pickup-able!

You’re cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that’s unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You’re definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you’ll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don’t even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I’m just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend’s hair.


  •  people more pickup-able than you (83%)
  • people just as pickup-able as you (2%)
  • people less pickup-able than you (14%)

Based on the 1,708,582 submissions before you.

True Talent Test

Ferkel, your true talent is spatial ability

Your ability to visualize objects in three-dimensional space gives you a unique view of the world. Because of this talent, you are much better than most people at imagining new designs including floor plans, page layouts, and three dimensional objects.

How do we know that’s your true talent? While you were taking the test, we calculated your responses to each test question and rated your skills in 5 areas. You scored highest on spatial ability.

People like you are usually great when it comes to putting together assemble-it-yourself furniture or other household items — whether the items arrive with instructions or not. Your spatial skills also help you understand the finer points of how things work.

And that’s just a small part of what we know about you from your test results. You also have other hidden talents that can have a dramatic effect on your career, your life and how other people see you.


Ferkel, you’re a Politician!

Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types – your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Politician which means you are a Success / Golden. Your primary sub-type is defined by “Success” characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by “Golden” characteristics.

That means you’re forceful, innovative, and popular with the masses. Chances are you aggressively pursue your goals, and you enjoy impressing people. You’ve always been surrounded by friends and loved ones and have a natural sense of showmanship.

How do we know all this? How do we know that you’re perfect for any work that requires personal interaction? How could we have divined that you would never say anything that offends anyone — at least to their face?

Because while you were taking the test, you answered four different types of questions — questions that measured confidence, apprehension, willingness to take risks, and your focus on experience versus appearance — the primary traits that determine your personality. Based on your responses, we determined your personality type, Politician.

And that’s just scratching the surface.


Makes me wonder… where do all the other people I know fit in?

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