Blonde Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ?
A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: Why don’t they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What’s the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One’s a bike in a ditch, and the other’s . . . .

Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: “All the blondes have gone home!”

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.

Q – What’s the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A – A rooster says, “Cock-a-doodle do” and a blonde says, “Any cock will do.”

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