Ten worst pick up lines:
1. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
2. Excuse me is that a space suit you’re wearing, because your ass is out of this world.
3. If I follow you home, will you keep me?
4. The voices in my head say you should go out with me….
5. Do you sleep on your stomach?…no?….Can I ?
6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
7. I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbour…what say we tie up for the night?
8. That’s a nice pair of pants – D’ya think I can talk you out of them?
9. Do you believe in love at first sight?…Or do I have to walk by again?
10. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Farmer Jokes * Funny
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”
Posted on June 1, 2021 by theFerkel