1 – New seats would require everyone to have the same size ass.
2 – We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Petrol(tm).
3 – The oil, charge, petrol, and other warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Protection Bike Fault” warning light.
4 – Sun Motorsystems would make a bike that was solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads.
5 – You would constantly be pressured to upgrade your bike.
6 – You could only have one person on your bike at a time, unless you bought Bike ‘2000 or Bike NT, but then you’d have to buy more seats.
7 – Occasionally, your bike would just die for no reason, and you’d have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this as normal.
8 – Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you’d have to buy a new bike.
9 – People would get excited about the new features on Microsoft bikes, ignoring that they had been available on other brands for years
Black and White
Went through my gaming bundle this weekend and guess what I’ve found – Black and White. The original. Not Pokemon, but a game so simple as it was hard. In this game, you play a god (cow god, wolf god, monkey god). It makes you ask yourself – Who do you want to be? Do… Read more »
Posted on December 12, 2013 by theFerkel