Top Ten Windows Errors

1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
6. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
7. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
8. Windows VirusScan 1.0 –
9. Bad or missing mouse. Kick the cat? (Y/N)
10. User Error: Replace user.

Written by theFerkel