English to Chinese – Funny Translations

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man – Dum Gai

Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift – Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here – Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution – Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone – No Pah King

Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright – Yu So Dum

I got this for free – Ai No Pei

I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao?

Meeting was scheduled for next week – Wai You Kum Nao

They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight – Lei Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka

He is a fat man – Wun Fat Gai

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