Alice in Wonderland syndrome is a disorienting neurological condition that affects human perception to the senses of vision, hearing, touch, sensation, and the phenomenon of time. Individuals affected with Alice in Wonderland syndrome can experience alterations in their perception of the size of objects or their own body parts, known as metamorphopsias. It is known… Read more »

“I’M GOING FISHING” Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “IT’S A GUY THING” Means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical”…. Read more »

I only had one officer Mr. Keg.. Back off Barney, I’ve got a piece. Want to race to the station, Sparky? I know I was weaving, but I can’t find the Honeycomb Hideout! On the way to the station let’s get a twelve pack. You’ll never get those cuffs on me…You Pussy! Come on write… Read more »

The Barbie doll enjoys being one of the worlds most popular toys. However, along the way to getting that status, there were a number of doll variations that never quite made it. This is a list of the Barbie dolls that you most likely haven’t seen on store shelves lately…

1. BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable “spots” that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are good indications that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment. 2. CANNED GOODS: Any canned goods that have… Read more »

When you hear these comments don’t assume their positive sound is all they intend to be. Backhanded comments really are a kicker. “That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure.” “You’re smarter than you look.” “You drive very well, for a woman.”

Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High”. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

1.Wear a hood with one eye hole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises. 2.After confirming everyone’s names on the roll, thank the class for attending “Advanced Astrodynamics 690” and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop. 3.After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream “MY PACEMAKER!” 4.wear a pointed Kaiser helmet… Read more »

It is always important to have a plan of action ready in case an unfortunate event occurs at home. Here are some helpful tips that could really help out… 1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don’t panic. Simply pour a kettle of freshly boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage… Read more »