• Signs that you are too drunk * Funny

    * You lose arguments with inanimate objects. * You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. * Job interfering with your drinking. * Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. * Career won’t progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts. * The back of your head keeps getting… Read more »

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    Posted on April 14, 2021 by
  • You’re Old When * Joke

    You know you’re old, when your mind and body aren’t what they used to be. Did the fine print shrink? (This is called bifocals denial.) Do your knees buckle, but your belt won’t? Have your beauty marks sprouted hair? Does the gleam in your eyes comes from the sun hitting your bifocals? Do your joints… Read more »

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    Posted on April 10, 2021 by
  • Jokes you don’t want to crack to a stewardess

    “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..” “But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?” “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?”

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    Posted on April 5, 2021 by
  • Short funny one liner jokes! Read and laugh!

    Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England? A. Yes, it comes after the third of July! Q. How many birthdays does the average man have? A. 1 Just one!

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    Posted on April 2, 2021 by
  • Massive collection of funny pictures! Happy 1st of April Everyone!

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    Posted on April 1, 2021 by
  • Lifetime & Retirement Jokes

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the… Read more »

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    Posted on March 30, 2021 by
  • Ant Jokes * Clean Children Humour

    Who ever knew there were jokes about ants. Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant ! What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants ! Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein ! What is even bigger than… Read more »

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    Posted on March 28, 2021 by
  • A list of what the college year books don’t tell you.

    Quarters are like gold. Be creative in the dining hall. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry’s, Ho-Hos and Oreos Make sure your alarm… Read more »

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    Posted on March 22, 2021 by
  • What quickly ends relationships? *musing*

    I had a bit of an interesting run as a woman. I had the luck of being able to date in my 30s and had good and bad relationships, long and short ones with dudes that were awesome and dudes that had a ton of red flags. Here’s my top 5:

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    Posted on March 22, 2021 by
  • Your New Computer * Funny

    Congratulations! You have purchased an Anthrax 2000 Multimedia Personal Computer with Digital Doo-Dah Enhancer. It will give many years of faithful service, if you ever get it up and running. Also included with your PC is a special bonus pack of free pre-installed software:- ‘Lawn Mowing Planner’, ‘Blank Screen Saver’, ‘East Africa Route Finder’ and… Read more »

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    Posted on March 20, 2021 by