movies

8Jun 20178 Jun 2017

Wonder woman against the coke-sniffing Nazi general

Guess who’s been to see Wonder Woman late last night? After the massive hype surrounding the movie and seeing Wonder…

Nearly finished my 2017 Oscar List. How far have you guys come?

La La Land (2016) 3/10 A jazz pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. (128 mins.) Pros: Lovely…

XXX – Xander Cage should have stayed retired

I usually start disliking a movie when the credits sequence is over 1 minute long. This movie has a VERY…

The Book Of Mormon – Theatre Play * London

Love South Park? You'll adore The Book of Mormon! Ever since I saw Angels in America, I was intrigued by Mormonism, this odd religion known for their strong door-to-door evangelism…

Poetry

To Autumn * William Blake Poem

O Autumn, laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof; there thou mayst rest, And tune thy jolly voice…

The Dark Tower Movie * The Beams still stand, barely

6 Aug 20174 Aug 2017

I just got back from the 19:19 showing of The Dark Tower. Guess what, folks? It didn’t suck. I loved it. (Even though it scored a meagre 19% on Rotten…

The Talking Dog * Joke

5 Aug 20174 Aug 2017

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the…

The Dark Tower is coming!!

This has been around for a couple of years and after having read all 7 books (and only hated half of the last one), and ALL the comics, and Robin's…

Angels in America – The Theatrical Version from NT Live

It has been quite a while since I've posted anything and I wanted to return with a bang. No more slashing of terrible movies (because I've seen quite a few…

Dumbest things heard by Miss America contestants

23 Jun 201721 Jun 2017

Amidst the pressure to win the crown and the hustle-bustle of the days spent preparing for it, there are bound to be some mess-ups. Here are some of the most…

The Mummy Reboot – What was Tom Cruise thinking?

That jumbled mess of a movie made no sense... I tried to explain it to a friend this weekend and it went like this: Two US soldiers out on enemy…

Stupid things people said in court

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so…

Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things

. Surveillance should precede saltation. 4. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. 5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid. 6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is…