Hannah’s odd sleeping positions

Posted on July 12, 2012 by theferkel

Hannah Sleeping

Hannah’s sleeping positions were odd

Hannah’s odd sleeping positions

Sleeping Positions – Level on the chair

Paw over ear

Hannah

Posted on July 11, 2012 by theferkel

Hannah

This is a picture of Hannah the cat. She was a lovely thing, too bad some asshole ran her over last year. Still miss her loads though!

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Om nom nom nom

Posted on June 30, 2012 by theferkel

Hello from my lovely cat

New Kittens in the House!

Posted on May 7, 2012 by theferkel

30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 11

Posted on April 11, 2012 by theferkel

Day 11 — When I’ve had a really bad day the first thing (not person) I reach for is…

My laptop. I usually find something on it to distract me. I watch a movie, read a review, get some manga

If that doesn’t work, I take out my schetch book and draw really cool drawings.

I also have an adorable set of cats (a tabby cat and a white one) and stroking them makes all my worries go away!

What’s up Pussycat?

Posted on March 30, 2012 by theferkel

“What’s New Pussycat” (Tom Jones)

What’s new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What’s new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Cute little black cat furball

Pussycat, Pussycat
I’ve got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!

Friendship - two tigers hugging, baby tigers

Friendship is so cute!

What’s new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What’s new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You’re so thrilling
And I’m so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!

Whoever woke me up is going to die!

Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat face!
What’s new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What’s new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You’re delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I’ll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!

Miaaaaw

Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!

Cat Translations of common Miaws

Posted on March 18, 2012 by theferkel

Miaow
Feed me.

Meeow
Pet me.

Mrooww
I love you.

Miioo-oo-oo
I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don’t wait up.

Mrow
I feel like making noise.

Rrrow-mawww
Please, the time has come to tidy the litter box

Rrrow-miawww
I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

Miaowmiaow
Play with me

Miaowmioaw
Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?

Mioawmioaw
Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture

Raowwwww
I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

Mrowwwww
I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.

Roww-maww-roww
I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

Gakk-ak-ak
My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.

Mow
Snuggling is a good idea.

Moww
Shedding is pretty good too

Mowww!
I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

Miaow! Miaow!
I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.

Mraakk!
Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

SsssRoww!
I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal.

Mmmrowmmm
It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself. Feed me it!