Got scared to death!

So after a while of living peacefully at my new place with the live-in-landlord, just the two of us sharing the house, both single and longing for companionship, we found a lot of things that we had in common.

Movies, series, music and a strong desire to live in a clean environment. This is where the peace truce ended… I like to do the dishes. He insists he wants to do the dishes. I push. He stands on his heels and pushes back. I get nowhere… And I sooo love those soapy bubbles! I love to dip my hand in them and then take it out and blow them in the air. But he refuses to let me do the dishes!

So – last night, I saw he was dead tired and insisted to do a massive pile of dishes – and the answer was YES! I was jumping happily all about, feeling like a million dollars! (I know, I know …. but it’s the tiny things in life that make it worthwhile!). So he goes to his bedroom and I go to mine to grab my headphones – I love to listen to music while I do work around the house.

So, after five minutes of scrubbing and cleaning, I feel something grabbing me from behind. I did not see anything coming – let alone hear it! I scream, jump, splash water everywhere, bang my knee on the side of the counter and fall down in a corner, slowly facing to see my assailant… it was him laughing his ass off. He waited until I was comfortable with being alone and he decided to give me a scare. I wanted to kill him but I could not get my breath back long enough to even mutter a word….My heart was in my throat, my legs were shaking, my voice was lost.

When I finally gained some composure, I got up and told him to go to bed and that he did – still laughing about the good scare he gave me. Evil! Pure evil!

funny-soon-meme-black-cat

30 Days of Blogging – Day 25

Day 25 — My biggest pet peeve that has nothing to do with blogging, being online, computers or anything else related to the Internet is…

playing with my cats. I do it daily! And they’re so funny! This tabby of mine is really sweet tempered and currently I found out she’s been shagging and now she’ll have kittens. I really thought she was too young for this but it seems I was wrong! Kittens away!!

My Tabby Cat Sleeping

My Tabby Cat Sleeping

UPDATE:
Gosh! I misunderstood “peeve” – It’s actually something that ticks you off not gets you happy (peeve and perve :) ) )
OK, I’ll answer it again:
WHAT TICKS ME OFF completely is:
the invasion of privacy. People coming into my room without knocking. People browsing through my things when I’m not at home and then making assumptions on half thruths.

I can’t stand either how some people don’t clear out their black heads and let them grow infected. *shudder* I saw one guy in Practiker, he had a massive black head on the back of his neck. It was so big it actually looked ready to explode.

I also can’t stand old people. Always whining and complaining about things they regret not doing when they were younger. No point crying now! And the way when you go with a bus they seem to eye you and appraise you like it’s any of their business. I actually had once an old lady screaming at me in the bus that I’m trying to suck men’s dicks because my v-neck t-shirt was showing 3% of my (generous) clevage. I wanted to hit her so bad but my polite parents taught me I should be a self-restraining lady in face of idiocy.

I also hate potholes for the obvious reason.

Funny Cat Pictures

We all know how cute these cats can be, especially when they want something from us humans.
When it comes to food, the best pics are on ihazcheezeburger.com or something like this. The rest are picked up from here and there (a few from 9Gag.com – which by the way got me addicted recently)
Here’s the gallery:

Cat Translations of common Miaws

Miaow
Feed me.

Meeow
Pet me.

Mrooww
I love you.

Miioo-oo-oo
I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don’t wait up.

Mrow
I feel like making noise.

Rrrow-mawww
Please, the time has come to tidy the litter box

Rrrow-miawww
I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

Miaowmiaow
Play with me

Miaowmioaw
Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?

Mioawmioaw
Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture

Raowwwww
I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

Mrowwwww
I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.

Roww-maww-roww
I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

Gakk-ak-ak
My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.

Mow
Snuggling is a good idea.

Moww
Shedding is pretty good too

Mowww!
I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

Miaow! Miaow!
I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.

Mraakk!
Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

SsssRoww!
I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal.

Mmmrowmmm
It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself. Feed me it!

Mmmmmmm
If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.

Mreoaw
Please ask room service to send up another can of tuna fish.

Mreeeow
Do you serve catnip with that?

Mroow
I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How am I doing?

Miaooww! Mriaow!
Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.

Cute kitten