Sean Penn is hot. I am grossed out just as I type this sentence as I am talking about a guy who can be my dad.
A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor’s office complaining of an irritated crotch. After an examination, the doctor sighs, “I don’t seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?” “Yeah, it’s really bad whenever it rains,” she replies. “Well, then,” says the Doc, “Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we’ll take another look at it.”
Two weeks later, it’s raining really hard, and the little lady shows up at the doctor’s office. “Doctor, it’s really bad today. Please, you have to help me!!” “Well, let’s have a look,” he says, as he lifts her up onto the table. “Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse, bring me a surgical kit. Don’t worry ma’am, this won’t hurt a bit.”
The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later. “There you go, ma’am, try that.” She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, “That’s great, Doc, what did you do?”
“I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots.”
The Transformation of a face (using photoshop) from baby to maturity and then old age.
I loved it! He even captured the sparkle in their eyes, the intelligence on the face, the knowing look of a female.
What do you think?
I went last night to see “Chappie” – a story about a robot that receives a conscience and then develops into a full-fledged person. This is me grossly over-summarizing it.
I still tear up when I think about his death. He was such a talented man!
During the 6th “World Music Awards” taking place in Monte Carlo in 1994, Patrick Swayze and his wife, Lisa Niemi, gave a great performance that would shame “Dirty Dancing”. They have such great chemistry and I looked at it and they did not miss a beat.
You can just feel the love between them – their marriage lasted a record 34 years and you can definitely see their attraction in the way they move and look at each other. See more photos here.
The song played is called “The Man That I Need” by Whitney Houston.