The funniest cats of YouTube – Top 5

First off, my favourite Trololo Cat

Second, it’s my favourite cat… well, it’s not mine, it’s Simon’s. Simon’s Cat starring in Cat Man Do:

My third favourite is the baby kitten along with the momma cat. And the poor little thing is having a bad dream! No worries, mamma cat to the rescue!

Fourth on the list is the stalking kitty:

Last but not least, is the cat who does not want to have a bath. Period. NO!

When a brother names your kids (Joke)

A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a coma. 6 months later she wakes up and finds out that she is not pregnant anymore, that she has two children – a boy and a girl.

When asking about the kids names, she finds out that her brother named them.

“Oh no! Not my brother! He likes to joke around a lot.”, she exclaims. “What are my kids’ names?”

“Well, he named the girl Denise”, said the doctor.

“That’s not so bad! What’s my son’s name?”

“Denephew”

The Equalizer vs. The Guest

So I heard you like action movies? I see you nod your head. I hear you also liked hard-core men that know how to fire a gun and don’t look like a pussy when doing it. You’re still nodding. I heard that you like cold-blooded psychopaths with a tendency for paranoia and a lack of empathy that only need a reason to unfold their sadistic desires – and that reason may well be gone by the time they are doing it. You are looking confused now.

I have seen two movies recently, one with Denzel Washington called The Equalizer, where a former special ops who is working at “Home Depot” decides to be a killing machine (*cough*) – I didn’t mean that – Decides to make the world he is living in a little better because he can.

The-Equalizer-Denzel-WashingtonI should have known he was not truely sane when he folded his tea bag in a napkin and then he went to a cafe at 2 in the morning to drink it – every night. His reading habit pleased me and so did the reason behind it – his late wife wanted to read the best 100 books before she died but she only made it to 91. His obsessive nature can be seen as he sits down, puts the book to his left, picks up the fork and puts it aside, picks up the knife and puts it aside, picks up the napkin and the spoon and pushes them under the book, spoon face down – until the tea comes. When I first saw this scene I was thinking “OCD, OCD, OCD!” :)

chloe-grace-moretz-equalizer-3Now he is a nice guy. He likes this lovely girl, who just happens to be a prostitute, but not because she wants to – because she is made to by her Russian pimp. She is a sweet girl and when she starts showing up with bruises and then gets sent to the ICU with a massive beating, he goes to see the Russian pimp – who is in fact the head of the Russian Mob operations for that part of America (how convenient).

He offers to buy her freedom for a weird amount (9800$) which makes me think this is all the cash he had.

The pimp refuses (obviously a good whore can bring more than that in her lifetime – so why sell a good asset?) so our guy goes into this trance (very very similar to Sherlock Holmes) where he sees everything in great detail and then within 30 seconds delivers death to all the men in that room. He is fast, he is accurate, every blow he strikes is meant for the kill. He is the most efficient killer I have seen on screen. And the only one to kill with a corkscrew. The Russians immediately send in their best man – I loved this guy too! He is there to fix things when they go wrong. And man, he can fix things!!

I only wished they used Kevin Spacey for his role. He would have been perfect. This guy was only a 9/10. He managed to deliver a very good performance. The tension in the cinema when he killed this ho was so thick you could have cut it with a knife. The fact that he did it on The Swan Lake tune just made it better.

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To summarize it – Bob (Denzel) calls in his connections at Washington to find out who he’s dealing with and then goes on to bring down their entire operation. He spares a few lives (the detective) just so that people won’t take him as the next Dexter. But everyone else dies. He even kills his arch-nemesis with a nail gun – and I saw him use a broken mirror for another dude.

All ends well though – the girl he was trying to help got better, got a job, found 9800$ on her bed when she woke up. He is living as normal.

What they don’t account for is the media response… there is no report of what the people at Home Depot did AFTER they found out they had a ruthless killer among them. Or what his neighbours did. He should have become a local celebrity after this. eh, sometimes you don’t have to wish for a perfect ending.

You asked me what do I see when I look at you. It’s what you see when you look at me.

The Guest

The second psychopath comes from The Guest, played by Dan Stevens.

THE GUESTFirst off, he is gorgeous! Even my gay friend was like “I would like him to kill me every day! With his blue eyes!” 

theguest2This is the story of a grieving family who have lost their son at war and receive an unexpected visit from an old friend of his who just got discharged. They are so stupid and do not check his credentials or his background (well, they do, but by then it’s too late) and they let this virtually unknown man stay in their house.

He starts off saying that he will stay only a day or two, but the time seems to get longer and he gets involved in family affairs. He finds out that the boy is bullied and goes to his school to pick him up, finds out who the bullies were and kicks the shit out of them in a local bar. I loved it!!! As a survivor of high-school bullying I wish I had a psycho like this to help out.

The girl kinda falls for him – possibly after seeing him come out of the shower.

THE GUEST

He plays it cool but there are a few hints that he is not completely normal.

  1. The smile never really reaches his eyes
  2. He does not blink often
  3. His face fell when he was told that the girl called his base to find out who he was – I really saw the bad guy for a split second
  4. He does not seem to sleep
  5. He carries a knife with him and then gives it to the boy
  6. He instructs the boy that if he gets bullied again, visit the bully’s house, kill his family and burn the place down…

As expected, the military finds out where he was and sends men after him. We find out that he’s a failed experiment, escaped from the army bases and that he is literally a killing machine, hell bent on keeping himself alive and killing off all loose ends. And he starts off by killing the mother with a kitchen knife, the dad in a car crash, his gf in a restaurant bombing and then he goes after the boy & girl at the local school. This is when the movie gets really bad – acting wise. I was laughing at how bad it was. Up to this point it was acceptable even good in areas, but the ending – OMG! Totally predictable. The girl and boy shoot him dead and him dying was the worst acted dying scene in the history of movies. Well, not the worst, this guy is the worst:

Kareteci Kiz (English: “Karate Girl”) is a 1973 Turkish film.Go to 1:40 :)

 

 

 

So an old guy tries to make his younger wife pregnant (Joke)

does-wanting-a-rich-man-make-you-a-gold-diggerThere was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand…nothing. So, I tried with my left hand…nothing. My wife tried with her right hand…nothing. Her left hand…nothing. Her mouth…nothing. Then my wife’s friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth….still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife’s friend too?!
Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn’t get the lid off of the specimen cup.


funny_weddings_embarassing_situation_young_woman_guest_teasing_an_old_manAn 80-year old man walks into the doctor’s office for his regular check-up.
Doctor : “Ahh, Pap, how are you feeling ?”
Old Man : “Great,”. “I have an 18-year old wife, and she’s pregnant with my child.”
Doctor ( Confused & Concerned)
“Pap, let me tell you a story. See, I have this hunter friend and one early morning, he goes out hunting, but he was in such a hurry that he grabs his umbrella instead of his Gun. So, as he is hunting, he spots a lion. He aims at the lion with his umbrella and shoots at it. Bam! The lion falls dead to the ground.”
Old Man : (Suprise) “What ?!” “Why ? that is impossible! Someone else must have shot the lion.”
Doctor : (Laughing) “Exactly Pap!”


M_Id_50413_Old_manAn older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a gorgeous young gal on his arm. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.”
With that, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at $40,000″, the jeweler said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.”
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque. “I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds.Then I’ll come by and pick the ring up Monday afternoon,” he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that account.”
“I know”, said the old man, “but can you imagine the weekend that I had?”

Let’s be cops – Or how Hollywood ignores the law

I have seen “Let’s be cops” last night and I started cringing really hard at the stuff the guys impersonating cops were doing and how much the other cops let them get away with it without catching on to the fact that they are fake. Now, if I were a civilian being asked to pull over by a cop – I would demand to see his badge and ID and ask him to tell me his badge ID for me (he should know it by heart).

Also, a cop cannot ask you to get out of your vehicle. He can ask you to roll the window down while keeping your hands on the steering wheel, but not to get out. And a cop without a partner can’t do f&*k all – he needs a witness from his own peers in order to do anything… And what really annoyed me – you can’t check out surveillance material from NYPD or LAPD for the matter without a valid badge and a trail of paperwork… And not in a few hours/minutes!

OK – now for what Hollywood forgot to mention (or mentioned briefly)

Charge Did it ever happen in Real Life? Punishment
Cops smoking weed Cops Caught Smoking Weed… Even They Like Weed In NY state possession of 25 grams or less has been de-criminalized. That is to say if you are caught for the first time. The second time you will have to show up in court but it is still a minor offense and you will not go to jail. As the number of times caught the punishment goes up. If you are caught with more than 25 grams or you are smoking in a public place then you will be charged around 250$ and might go to prison.
Impersonating a police officer Manchester Police drop case of protester arrested for impersonating a police officer while wearing a pig mask

To get donuts

Directing traffic

At a funeral

Police Act 1996 s 90 created offences relating to the impersonation of a police officer:

(1) Any person who with intent to deceive impersonates a member of a police force or special constable, or makes any statement or does any act calculated falsely to suggest that he is such a member or constable, shall be guilty of an offence and liable on summary conviction to imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months or to a fine not exceeding level 5 on the standard scale, or to both.

(2) Any person who, not being a constable, wears any article of police uniform in circumstances where it gives him an appearance so nearly resembling that of a member of a police force as to be calculated to deceive shall be guilty of an offence and liable on summary conviction to a fine not exceeding level 3 on the standard scale.

(3) Any person who, not being a member of a police force or special constable, has in his possession any article of police uniform shall, unless he proves that he obtained possession of that article lawfully and has possession of it for a lawful purpose, be guilty of an offence and liable on summary conviction to a fine not exceeding level 1 on the standard scale.

Add more if you know any!!

Best Al Bundy Fat Jokes (Married with Children)

There’s only one dead guy in this mall and you’re looking at him.

Why is it that Elvis is dead but I’m in hell?

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Lady: ” You are very fresh!”
Al: ” No, Ma’am, that’s impossible. Because, for the last hour I’ve been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe when I really should have been easing it into the box.”
Al: ” I hate the supermarket. I always wind up in the 2000 items or less aisle behind some ugly lady in a mumu and curlers. And when everything is totaled up, then they go for the check book.
Like it never occured to them that they’d have to pay. And they always turn around and ask me: ‘What’s the date?’ Like it matters to me? All they’ve gotta do is look at the date on the milk and add one.”

Lady: ” I want something to go with this dress.”
Al: ” A bubling cauldron?”
Lady: ” You’ve got a lot of nerve.”
Al: ” I need it to get this close to your feet.”

Al: ” Who called Vancouver? Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?”

Fat lady: ” It’s because of guys like that that I don’t wear shorts anymore.”
Al: ” You sure it wasn’t because of the guys with the harpoons?”

Al: ” She came out of the kitchen. Her face was in a jello mold. Her mumu was split so she could fit into it. Peg, she had no knees. So I let him live. I thought it was the worst I could
do to him.”

Fat Lady: ” I need shoes.”
Al: ” The blacksmith’s right around the corner.”

Al: ” You may wonder why my house is tilting. Peg’s family is in town. 6 of ‘em, 12 if you count her mother.”

Fat Librarian: ” Could it be that you don’t have the money. Could it be that you’re a failure like I always knew you’d be.”
Al: ” Could it be that the nails that hold you chair together are from the planet Krypton.”

Fat Librarian: ” I could’ve retired 15 years ago. Do you know why I stayed?”
Al: ” You learned to eat library books.”

Fat Librarian: ” You’ve become the Freddie Krueger of the library system.”
Al: ” Does ‘suey’ mean anything to you?”

Fat Lady: ” Your ad said ‘Shoes to fit every foot.'”
Al: ” What we have here is not what Webster defines as feet. Face it, we have rib roasts with nails.”

Al: ” Think back when you were little. Roaming the range with the rest of the water buffalo. Scratching yourself against a tree.”

Fat Lady: ” You’re in my sun. I’m trying to get an all-over tan.”
Al: ” You’re asking alot of the sun.”

Al: “…Sure women like football before you marry ‘em. But afterwards, the only hike you see is them hicking up their pants before they weld their backsides to the couch…
and talking about flying wench, let’s talk about my mother-in-law. People overuse the term ‘as big as the planet’ but try to imagine everybody you know under one mumu…”

Al: ” People who sell shoes to fat women in skirts should not have 20/20 vision.”

Al: ” A fat woman came into the store and said she was a size 5. I stuck her hoof into the shoe. My thumb got stuck, she panicked, reared up, and galloped around the store, dragging me behind. Thank god a stick of butter fell from her purse and I was able to grease my thumb and escape.”

Fat Lady: ” I want my money back. I’ve worn these shoes only once and they split at the sides.”
Al: ” Let me explain. Just like an elevator, there’s a 2 ton weight limit. How about I just nail the soles to the bottom of your feet to give you added traction while you’re pulling the ice wagon.”

Fat Lady: ” You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.”
Al: ” Is that the firm of Hagen & Daas?”

Peg: ” Mom called. She got on the scale and it said 380. She’s been 374 since high school so she thinks she may be getting fat.”
Al: ” Maybe there’s 6 pounds of food stuck between her teeth.”

Fat Lady: ” Are ye done with my horse?”
Seamus Bundy: ” I had to send out for parts to reinforce his feet and to hang a sign around his neck saying,’ I’m with fatso.'”

Fat Lady: ” You and all the male Bundys will be hated and Lower Uncton will be forever in darkness.”
Seamus Bundy: ” What are you going to do? Float overhead.”

Al: ” This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had 3 smaller women orbiting around her.”

Al: ” Oh, No. Not the ‘Sally Struthers Feed the Thord World’ channel.
Sally, open your purse up. I’m sure there’s enough Ding Dong’s and Ho Ho’s in there to start a new 7-11.”

Shamu the whale

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Al: ” Wherever a fat woman shoves a smelly foot in a poor guy’s face, I’ll be there. Wherever a guy tries to return a pair of shoes he’s worn for three months, I’ll be there. Wherever kids come in with old shoes and try to sneak out with new ones, I’ll be there, too . Madam, if Shamu ever needs a mate, you’ll be there.”

Fat Lady: ” I’m not sure I like this shade of blue.”
Al: ” I’ll tell you what I’ll do then. We’ll stand you in front of a mirror. I’ll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell ‘moo’ and I’ll stop.”
Fat Lady: ” That’s it. I’m taking my business elsewhere.”
Al: ” May I suggest Jenny Craig.”

Al: ” I’m not selling shoes for the money, Aaron. I’m in it to torture fat women.”

Al: ” A woman comes into the shoe store today, so huge she’s protected by Green Peace, and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I ask if she wants to eat them here or take them home. And she has the nerve to complain about my performance.”

Fat Woman: “How dare you say that to my face!”
Al:”Well, I’d say it behind your back, but my car’s only got a half tank of gas!”

Al: “A fat woman clip-clops into the shoe store today says ‘I want something I can feel comfortable in, so I say ‘try Wyoming!'”

Al: “A fat woman sloshed into the show store today. Said she was retaining water. I told her not to worry the dam of cellulite should keep us all safe fot the next few years!!!”

Fat Model: ” Do you always go to work wearing a suit and smelling of ‘High Karate?'”
Al: ” Do you always go to work wearing curtins and smelling of Mars Bars?”

Fat Model: ” Oh, no, it’s the police. What did we do?”
Al: ” I don’t know. Maybe we missed a truck scale. But on the positive side, maybe he’ll get me out of here before I turn into a diamond.”

Ephram: ” It’s momma…She’s a little shy.”
Al: ” Of what, a metric ton?”

Al’s with a fat lady named Mrs. Blaub

Al: ” Mrs Blob…”
Fat Lady: ” That’s ‘Blaub.'”
Al: ” I know your name. It was a descriptive term.”

Al: ” I won’t take just anything like you at a buffet. What do you have for me?”
Fat Lady: ” Some Mennen Speedstick in my desk.”
Al: ” Let me give you a tip. It goes underneath your arms if you can ever get them horizontal.”

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Sailor Moon Drinking Game

003- Whenever someone transforms…
– Whenever there is a Sailor Says at the end of the episode…
– Whenever they cut to a commercial/end the show on with the Sailor Senshi in a fix…
– Whenever there is the big sweat drop on someone…
– Whenever someone has hearts in her/his eyes…
– Whenever they show a picture of a bunny…
– Whenever somebody shows off the sign of love (index finger, thumb, and pinky fingers up with the other fingers down)…
– Whenever somebody shows off a peace sign….
– Whenever bad dubbing is obvious…
– Whenever somebody winks or grins with both eyes closed…
– Whenever Raye’s grandfather looks under a girl’s skirt or flirts with a girl…
– Whenever Raye’s grandfather does somesthing COMPLETLY bizzare and off-the-wall…
– Whenever the villains get defeated…
– Whenever the Densetsu theme is played as background music…
– Whenever the monster of the day is a trashy female…
– Whenever Naru and/or Umino get targeted…
– Whenever Usagi’s mother yells at her daughter…

Tuxedo Kamen – Mamoru

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- Mamoru saves the scouts…
– Mamoru calls Usagi “Meatball Head” (American DIC version!)…
– Mamoru fights Zoizite…
– Mamoru holds a rose…
– Mamoru complains about not knowing who he is…
– Mamoru rides his motorcycle…
– Mamoru appears at Moonlight Knight…
– Mamoru mentions how much he loves the moon princess/usagi…
– Mamoru kisses any of the senshi…
– Mamoru is at the Crown Arcade when he should be at work…
– Mamoru Leaves the arcade early,to go to work…
– Mamoru is wearing his goofy black shades…
– Mamoru is wearing his green jacket/suit…
– Mamoru flirts with the Sailor Senshi…
– Mamoru says a stupid speach that makes no sense…
– Mamoru talks to Motoki…

The Lunar Cats – Luna, Artemis, and Diana

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– Luna yells at Usagi…
– Artemis tries to put the moves on Luna…
splash- Luna sits on Usagi’s head…
– Luna yells out a suggestion during a fight…
– Artemis lounges about doing nothing…
– Artemis is seen with Minako…
– Diana is hugged/petted by Chibi-Usa…
– Diana does ANYTHING cute…
– Luna “creates” a new object for the scouts…
– Luna teases Artemis…
– Luna or Artemis mutters ANYTHING under their breth…
– Diana cals Mamoru ‘sir’…
– Luna does that buggy-eyed exasperation bit…

Sailor Chibimoon – Chibi-Usa & Chibi-Chibi

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Chibi-Usa:
– Chibi-Usa does something CUTE…
– Chibi-Usa saves the day…
– Chibi-Usa & Usagi get into a fight/arguement…
– Chibi-Usa plays with Hotaru…
– Chibi-Usa uses the Luna Ball…
– Chibi-Usa is seen with Mamoru…
– Chibi-Usa hugs, kisses, or otherwise glomps on Mamoru…
– CURE Members: Any time Chibi-Usa is shown in the show, take a drink to numb the pain…
– CULAPC (Chibi-Usa Lovers Against Project Cure) Members: Any time Chibi-Usa is shown in the show, take a drink in the hopes that one day you MIGHT defeat CURE… (Personal Rant: YEAH, RIGHT!!!)
– CUTE Members: Any time Chibi-Usa is shown in the show, take a drink to honor her cuteness…
– CHIP Members: Any time Chibi-Usa is shown in the show, take a drink if her hair is pink…
– LAKACUA (Let’s All Kick Annoying Chibi-Usa’s A$$) members: When you see Chibi-Usa, take a drink for every thought you have about her getting beat up.
– CULT Members: Any time Chibi-Usa is shown in the show, take a drink in hopes that this whole Chibi-Usa thing will end someday…
– CUBE (Chibi-Usa Bites Everyone) Members: Any time Chibi-Usa bites someone, take a drink…

Chibi-Chibi

- Chibi-Chibi says anything besides “chibi”; 2 if she’s not repeating something she just heard…
– Chibi-Chibi does something naughty that causes trouble for someone else…
– Chibi-Chibi has hints are dropped as to her true orgins…
– Chibi-Chibi appears as Chibi-Chibi-Moon…
– Chibi-Chibi does something decidedly un-toddlerlike and mysterious…
– Whenever anyone tries to learn more about Chibi-Chibi…
– Chibi-Chibi has a butterfly glides near her…

The Starlights

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– The starlights search for their princess…
– The starlights sing on stage…
– The starlights make you wonder which gender they are…
– The starlights flirt with the senshi…
– The starlights are mobbed by fans…

Special Round – The Sailor Senshi Drinking Game!!!: Outer Senshi

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Sailor Uranus – Haruka

usagiu- Haruka drives SOMETHING…
– Haruka holds Michiru’s hand…
– Haruka gets jealous about Michiru…
– Haruka flirts with the other scouts…
– Haruka calls Usagi “Odango-sama”…
– The other scouts comment on how surprised they were to find out Haruka was really a girl…
haruka15- Haruka blushes/coughs/is flustered by Michiru…
– Haruka raises/twitches her eyebrow…
– Haruka dies in a painful, romantic way holding hands with Michiru…
– Haruka gets pissed off…
– Haruka says she doesn’t need the Inner senshi’s help. (Take two drinks if she’s wrong.)
– Haruka shows up *without* Michiru…
– Haruka detransforms and you can see her nekkid behind. ^_-
– Haruka gets a new henshin…
– Haruka puts her arm around Michiru…
– Haruka uses the Space Sword…
– Haruka uses the Space Sword and it doesn’t work…
(Take two drinks if Michiru comments on it. ^_- )

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Sailor Neptune – Michiru

doi- Michiru Sings…
– Michiru plays the violin…
– Michiru says a loaded statement to Haruka about their relationship…
– Michiru flirts with a guy to make Haruka jealous…
– Michiru dies in a painful/romantic way holding hands with Haruka…
– A guy flirts with Michiru…
– Michiru wears a kimono…
– Michiru proves she’s better at something than everyone else…
– Usagi says how she admires Michiru…
– Michiru gets upset…
– Michiru swims or shows up in a bathing suit…
– Michiru holds Haruka back…
– Michiru holds Haruka back and she dies…
– Michiru giggles…
– Michiru pulls out the Deep Aqua Mirror…

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Sailor Pluto – Setsuna

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– Setsuna is seen holding her staff…
– Setsuna is seen carrying baby Hotaru…
– Setsuna mentions time and/or time travel…
– Setsna controls time…
– Setsuna eats ice cream…
– Setsuna drinks tea…
– Setsuna dies. (Take two drinks if another senshi kills her, and drain if she kills herself.)
– Setsuna pops up out of nowhere…
– Setsuna calls Chibiusa “Small Lady”…
– The time doors are shown…
– Sailor pluto shows up for the first time…
– Chibiusa calls her “Puu”…
– Setsuna makes an all-too-knowing comment…
– Setsuna smiles…
– Setsuna looks upset/troubled and something bad immediately happens…
– Setsuna uses an attack. (Take two drinks if it’s not ‘Dead Scream’, and three if it doesn’t work.)
– Setsuna wears the purple dress suit. (DRAIN if she wears something else!)

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Sailor Saturn – Hotaru

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– Hotaru is seen carrying her Glaive…
– Hotaru pulls her Glaive on another senshi…
– Hotaru comments on her dead mother…
– Hotaru makes an apperance as Mistress 9…
– Hotaru, as Mistress 9, screams…
– Hotaru, as Mistress 9, regains her memories…
– Hotaru calls Michiru and Haruka, “Haruka-papa and Michiru-mama”…
– Hotaru is shown anywhere under the age of twelve…
– Hotaru goes on a suicide mission…
– Hotaru heals someone…
– Hotaru whispers a thank you to ChibiUsa…